Kids Say the Darnedest Things

A couple of weeks ago on Facebook I was tagged in a note about things kids say about thier parents, so I thought I would share here with everyone what my two littlest ones said about me:

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Joey: That you love me
Sammy: Brush your teeth

2. What makes mom happy?
Joey: I do
Sammy: Spending time with us

3. What makes mom sad?
Joey: When we don’t listen
Sammy: Leaving the house

4 How does your mom make you laugh?
Joey: Call me Joey Baloney
Sammy: Tell me jokes

5. What did your mom like to do when she was a child?
Joey: Play at the park
Sammy: I have no idea

6. How old is your mom?
Joey:38
Sammy: 39

7. How tall is your mom?
Joey: 5′8″
Sammy: Taller than me

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?
Joey: House
Sammy: CSI

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
Joey: Go shopping
Sammy: Work

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Joey: Singing
Sammy: I have no idea

11. What is your mom really good at?
Joey: Driving
Sammy: Working

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Joey: Driving monster trucks
Sammy: Driving the truck

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Joey: Clean apartments
Sammy: Clean

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
Joey: Banana Pie
Sammy: Kiwi

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Joey: You take care of us
Sammy: You cook dinner for us

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Joey: Scooby Doo
Sammy: Candance (from Phineus and Ferb)

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Joey: School and shopping
Sammy: Go shopping and do school

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Joey: We both like video games
Sammy: We both like going shopping

19. How are you and your mom different?
Joey: I am small and you are taller than me
Sammy: You are taller than me and you have different hair

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Joey: You hug me
Sammy: You tell me every day

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Joey: You are both alike
Sammy: That he takes care of us while you are at work

22. . Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
Joey: Red Lobster
Sammy: Church

I asked them these questions at different times so they wouldn’t “copy” each others answer.  Isn’t it great what kids think about stuff?

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